Просто улыбнитесь перед праздником :biggrin:
Фразы, которые можно услышать от наших соотечественников за границей:
- Why has my room number changed and why are there other people in there?
- Where is my umbrella? I want to be a guide too.
- Do you take money as a payment?
- Sorry, I do not speak barbarian.
- Do you have a room with a bed?
- Can I tear a piece as a souvenir?
А можно попробовать ввергнуть иностранцев в шок:
- Can I divide by zero in your country?
- Speak softer, I cannot understand you anyway.
- I do not need this, talk me out of it.
- Can I talk to your dog?
- Amsterdam. Now you must come up with the city starting with ?M?.
- If it's asleeping quarters, why can't I sleep?
- What is the percentage of humans within your country's population?